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description. rhymes with prescription. i am dope. 19 y/o. Outrovert. Weirdo. Artist. Unaverage.

lovelyandbrown:

my baby cousin told me some boy at school likes her and tries to talk to her in science class but she’s too busy trying to take notes to pay him any attention. i wanted to snatch her up, take her to toys r us or wherever the hell little girls get the good shit from and buy her the store. she literally said “i don’t have time for him right now” and i knew instantly that a 10 year old has a better grasp on priorities than i do.


ghirahimbvbfurba:

owldude:

got you a bouquet

IT TOOK ME A FUCKING MINUTE

ghirahimbvbfurba:

owldude:

got you a bouquet

IT TOOK ME A FUCKING MINUTE


gayestdisneyprincess:

celestial-time-sorceress:

I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 

Is this real


anti-keiara:

Light skint
Any eye color but dark brown
Freckles
Slim with a big butt or big breasts
Curly hair (bonus if it’s a different color than black)
A lot piercings and/or tattoos (specifically nipple or septum piercings)
Wearing minimal clothes


owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath


bellecosby:

cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

angfdz:

i’m screaming………….

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

what the damn?

I didn’t know Mackelmore had a child

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


lady-chyna:

teamepiphany:

Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free "Homeplus" app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.

Cool


Speak Jamaican for me

A hoe that thinks mi voicebox ah play ting (via teethagoddess)

Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.

Rick Warren

(via mohalaby)


georgiaokief:

swolizard:

dipsetflag:

swankyali:

White girl and i lay in bed

Me: you know, back in the day your whole family would hang me up on a tree for what i just did with you.

Her: *kisses my nose* back in the day? silly black boy, they still would if they knew.

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damn nigga I’m sorry we’ve all been there

anddddd this is why you don’t wife ‘em


erenjaegrrr:

overlypolitebisexual:

finntastic31:

overlypolitebisexual:

hmmm i wonder what they used to take these pretentious fucking pictures if technology is so evil, jesus christ

You don’t need a phone to take photos. It’s called a camera.

HMMMMM I WONDER WHAT “TECHNOLOGY” MEANS AND WHAT A CAMERA MIGHT BE


platinumprincess:

Azealia can be smart at times


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