my baby cousin told me some boy at school likes her and tries to talk to her in science class but she’s too busy trying to take notes to pay him any attention. i wanted to snatch her up, take her to toys r us or wherever the hell little girls get the good shit from and buy her the store. she literally said “i don’t have time for him right now” and i knew instantly that a 10 year old has a better grasp on priorities than i do.
I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.”
and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
Is this real
Any eye color but dark brown
Slim with a big butt or big breasts
Curly hair (bonus if it’s a different color than black)
A lot piercings and/or tattoos (specifically nipple or septum piercings)
Wearing minimal clothes
when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath
what the damn?
I didn’t know Mackelmore had a child
Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free "Homeplus" app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
White girl and i lay in bed
Me: you know, back in the day your whole family would hang me up on a tree for what i just did with you.
Her: *kisses my nose* back in the day? silly black boy, they still would if they knew.
damn nigga I’m sorry we’ve all been there
anddddd this is why you don’t wife ‘em
hmmm i wonder what they used to take these pretentious fucking pictures if technology is so evil, jesus christ
You don’t need a phone to take photos. It’s called a camera.
HMMMMM I WONDER WHAT “TECHNOLOGY” MEANS AND WHAT A CAMERA MIGHT BE